"Unicorn Lair discovered" Says Kim Jong Un


So that knob wallet Kim Jong Un is clearly at it again. Last week the Korean Central News Agency ( Obviously controlled by our supreme Ballbag and overseer of all generally bad haircuts, Kim Jong Un) That a UNICORN LAIR has infact been discovered in Pyongyang.

Because of all the places in the world, Fucking unicorns have a taste for oppression and apparently live in LAIRS -_- The Academy of Social Sciences quickly stood up and corroborated the discovery. I can see it now - a quick reprint of the flag will read as follows. "Come to North Korea, We have mythical equine beasts that can cure your dick problems, fuck rhinos we are the future"



The lineage of the Unicorns has already been traced to the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom. So they are also immortal I take it (Dudes, I could'nt make this shit up if I tried). If this is a plot to increase tourism to North Korea, sorry kimmy boy but you clearly have had too high a dose of snake beanbag extract, what you saw was most likely an albino horse with a dildo strapped to its head....dont judge, it's asia.


Although it is quite likely you could in fact hide a lair of Unicorns in Pyongyang, I mean c'mon its a little smaller than a SCUD missile. But the government assures you this is not a hoax and I quote "We are totally for serious, bru" Thanks Kim, you made my day.
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